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Golden, Living My Life Like: Says He's a 'Singer, Alvy' but Won't Commit to It (Take 4)

In the heat of a cool L.A. night a standup comic with too much time on his hands hones his schtick (aka generates a Broadway script bit by bit)

A Neo daily show on life after Hollywood, Washington, and New York (aka the U.S. of Israel, the world’s leading criminal racket).

[Transcript edited and summarized by Gemini.]

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I can see clearly now The rain has gone I can see no obstacles in my way

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Again, God.

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Again, God.

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Every day I wake up, God, and I'm still here, God.

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It's like a bus stop.

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Hi, everybody.

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Sean MP.

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I'm using myself as always on my Neo Daily Show.

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The Armenian Quarter or no other land and hallelujah,

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no other land is now available to be streamed in the United States of America or

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what I used to refer to as the Union Quarter.

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States of America.

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It's like the United States of America is a really bad marriage between the former

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Northern States and the former Southern States.

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And every day I see the news,

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I feel like I'm being abused because we are being abused because we have nobody

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who's correctly reporting the facts.

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And that's because everything is a distortion.

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And not because of social media or TV or anything else, but because

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of what Plato was talking about years and years and years and centuries and

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centuries and centuries and centuries ago,

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right?

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The allegory of the cave, right?

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And me, I'm here eating up blue corn chips, God, right?

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as if there are no more blue corn chips in the world,

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even though I have about five bags of blue corn chips and also about five bags of

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vegetable corn chips still to go through because I got a great deal at Ralph's.

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Thank you, Ralph's, for believing in me all these years.

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You know, God...

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chained to this planet.

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As I'm chained to this gate.

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This is also my gateway address, my friend.

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It's actually Good Friday.

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I am Paul

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part two for the American empire that's in decline.

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MAGA is a symptom of it, my friends.

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Bukele likes to play chess, and here I'm reminded of my friend

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chest god back to hair thank god i came prepared with this hair tie or twist how to

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bottom like a porn star god

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In a way,

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you could say Socrates taught me that on the one hand,

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because how to bottom like a porn star,

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that is,

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take it up the ass,

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God,

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is all about what's between your eyes,

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not what's between your thighs,

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God.

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But also Spartacus taught me that, right?

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This is my script, God, my rebirth and the Southman story, God, why?

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Did you put me here?

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Right, that's what it comes down to.

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Groundhog Day every day.

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Every day lost in translation back and song.

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I don't want to digress, God, in my gateway address.

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I have no land.

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Unlike the Palestinians.

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I think Paul.

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would empathize, right, with Hamas.

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I think St.

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Paul would be a Hamas sympathizer, don't you, God?

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And yes, I am using my indoor voice, God.

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It's Good Friday, after all.

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Bang, bang, you're dead, God.

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Back and song.

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You gotta put your back into it.

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And some song never hurt.

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After all, enslaved people in the Americas pioneered.

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Talk about pioneered.

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Work songs, aka spirituals.

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Your Song by Elton John God.

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Do you know it?

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My gift is my song and this one is for you.

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That's true God.

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I hope you don't mind.

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I hope you don't mind.

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If I put down in words how wonderful life is while you're in the world.

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But it is a book of Job story.

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Excuse me, Job story.

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And this is my Easter rising story.

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God.

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Theology doesn't make any sense, but love does.

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Love thy neighbor, as I always like to say.

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I am the Jesus of suburbia.

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And this is my American idiot story.

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Every day I tell myself the same damn thing.

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You have to have the will to survive.

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My friend Sean M.P.

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And yes, I call myself

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my friend, too, because you have to be friends with yourself.

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Now I find I have so much time on my hands after wishing for only that time that I

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want to fill it with love,

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God.

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All the time that I have.

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This is my gateway address story.

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I am Constantine.

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I go both ways.

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Between you and the devil.

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And the devil wears Prada.

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I'm John Constantine and Constantine the Great.

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But at the end of the day, all these references mean absolutely nothing.

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You have to make the day count for yourself.

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And for me,

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if I can get it done on the toilet in the morning and have a fantastic eureka moment,

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bowel movement,

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I feel good, my friends.

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And if I can make it a double, I can feel even better because everybody knows I met my match.

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with Arthur Paul Sanchez.

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And this is called Rebirth and the Salesman for a reason as I bring it all the way home.

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I had to learn how to self-soothe God.

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I had to heal my own damn ass.

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And now it's healed.

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And yet every day is the same day,

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God,

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and that is itself its own reward if you know how to see it as one secular enlightenment,

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God.

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Is existence just one long durational act?

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oligarchy my friends they're talking about oligarchy now my friends god and my

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pantheon of saints tell me something they weren't talking about 2000 and more years

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ago

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That's called innovation, my friends.

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The United States of America is a sinking ship,

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and as Richard Wolff would be the first to point out in a video I linked to right

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here on Substack today,

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it's a ruling class or the best example of denial of

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Ciao for now.

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I'm Sean M. P., the nutty professor.

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The real one.

(Beat.)

The speaker, Sean MP, is reflecting on life, existence, and the state of the world. He begins by expressing gratitude for being alive and compares his life to waiting at a bus stop. He uses his platform, the Neo Daily Show, to share his thoughts and observations. He critiques the United States, likening it to a bad marriage between the North and South, and laments the lack of accurate reporting in the news.

He references Plato's Allegory of the Cave, suggesting that people are trapped in a world of distorted perceptions. He also touches on themes of consumerism, referencing his enjoyment of blue corn chips despite having a surplus. He feels chained to his circumstances and compares himself to the Apostle Paul, who was imprisoned for his beliefs. He sees himself as a modern-day Paul, speaking out against the decline of the American empire.

He criticizes political movements like MAGA and draws parallels between himself and historical figures like Socrates and Spartacus. He questions his purpose in life and expresses a sense of repetition and being lost in translation. He expresses empathy for the Palestinians and suggests that St. Paul would sympathize with Hamas. He acknowledges the importance of self-love and friendship and expresses his desire to fill his time with love.

He sees himself as both Constantine the Great, who converted to Christianity, and John Constantine, a fictional character who struggles with good and evil. He emphasizes the importance of personal responsibility and finding meaning in everyday life. He finds solace in simple pleasures and routines, like having a good bowel movement. He acknowledges the challenges of life but also the importance of self-soothing and healing. He sees existence as a continuous act and expresses concern about the rise of oligarchy in the United States. He concludes by acknowledging the decline of America and the denial of its ruling class.

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A Neo daily show on life after Hollywood, Washington, and New York (aka the U.S. of Israel, the world’s leading criminal racket).

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